Life, The Universe, and Everything

Everything You've Never Wanted to Know About Anything

WARNING:

On an unsuspecting June 25, sometime in the early nineties, a seemingly simple hospital witnessed a truly amazing event: my birth. I'm really not as arrogant as that makes me sound, I just like dramatic writing. Then something else happened the next day; I was a whole day old (world drops everything to acknowledge my existence), I was quickly elected president, then supreme chancellor, and Fu-ere of planet earth, despite my acceptance speech merely consisting of a cacophony of inaudible screams, probably requesting either my binky or some food. Eighteen years and eleven days later, I still request these same items, only now my screams are louder. But as you ponder through these pages, take a moment and think; reflect upon yourself and the things that make up your minimal but all consuming existence.

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November 2, 2011

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